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'King me!'

"If you must go to war get there late and go home early."

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

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'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Success

"We're making progress."

If cartoonists fought wars.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'We need someone on the outside.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

'It's time for a bold new direction...I'm changing my catchphrase from 'lock and load' to 'yank and crank.''

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."