Strategist With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'King me!'

"If you must go to war get there late and go home early."

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Success

If cartoonists fought wars.

"We're making progress."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Trust me, he knows how they think."