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"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Success

"We're making progress."

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

World Domination

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

War and War

How David Really Won

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"