Thought-provoking Strategist Pillows

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"We're making progress."

Success

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

World Domination

Cat Trap,

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Bear bends hunter's guns.

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

War and War

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"