Imaginative Strategist Pillows

'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Seagiraffes

My First Camera

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Fishing Tales

Hair Crop Circle

Use your imagination.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Alien Snowmen

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Treasure Island Book.

"I don't believe in you!"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Save the unicorn.

Caterpillar Portrait

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

Fly fishing.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"