Recession Strategist Gifts

'Don't let anyone tell you we can't sue our way out of this economy.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Reagacentennial

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

EU and India partnership.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Out.

Fries and kids

Economy.

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Pre-Old Blues

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

For sale

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."

'Money, I'm home!'

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

Overdraft limit.

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Export

'Our portfolio is not going anywhere. I'm going to add some transportation stocks to the mix to see if that will move our investments along.'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.