Recession Thinker Gifts

It seems that the crisis has hit rock-bottom.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Economy.

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Recession

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

The hourglass figure of economic injustice.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

'Profit in the garbage.'

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Profit slump

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

Osborne's Tax Cuts