'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....'
Recession Philosopher Gifts
Searching for a gift for the recession philosopher? Discover creative and witty products that capture their thoughtful perspective on economic ups and downs. Perfect for those who ponder life's bigger questions with humor and insight, our curated selection offers something special that resonates with their unique worldview.
"I'll bet there are parallel universes in which falling revenues are seen as a good thing!"
"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
The Three Wise Queens
"To be or not to be."
"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."
"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."
Strainspotting
Coronavirus Waves
My Dream Valentine
US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.
"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."
"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"
Tempest in a Teapot
Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.
Sisyphus and coronavirus
'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'
"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."
The end is near
Coronavirus Romance
"What should I wear to the living room today?"
'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'
Recession
COVID Road Map
'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'
NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone
Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"
Post-corona road to recovery
"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"
'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'
World Economics
You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.
Statue of Liberty With Face Mask
Recession Philosopher Gifts Collection
Recession Philosopher Mugs
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Recession Philosopher Pillows
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Recession Philosopher Prints
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Recession Philosopher T-Shirts
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