Recession-ready Realist Gifts

For those who navigate the ups and downs with a practical mindset, our recession-ready realist collection offers witty, relatable products that celebrate being grounded and prepared. Whether you're looking for a humorous gift for a friend or a personal reminder to stay practical, these items are designed to resonate with your no-nonsense attitude.

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The Circle.

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'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.' mockup

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

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'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?' mockup

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

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Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs). mockup

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

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"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently." mockup

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

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'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.' mockup

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

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Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party. mockup

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

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'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.' mockup

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

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'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.' mockup

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

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"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army." mockup

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

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Recession

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'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.' mockup

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

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"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream." mockup

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

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For sale

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White House Garage Sale.

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'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.' mockup

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

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"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human." mockup

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

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"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..." mockup

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

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"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'." mockup

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

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Federal Guidelines

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US Dollar weakens.

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'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.' mockup

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

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"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!" mockup

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

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Squeezing a tight budget...

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"Goodbye cruel world."

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'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!' mockup

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

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Retirement Issues

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.' mockup

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

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Bad news airbag

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"Any sign of recovery yet?"

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman." mockup

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

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Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks. mockup

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

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'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.' mockup

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

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Recession-ready Realist Gifts Collection

Recession-ready Realist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for recession-ready realists—perfect for daily motivation and a touch of humor during tough times.

Recession-ready Realist Pillows

Check out our pillows that speak to practical minds—comfy decor with a humorous, realistic twist.

Recession-ready Realist Prints

Browse prints that celebrate resilience and realism—beautiful enough to inspire and remind you to stay grounded.

Recession-ready Realist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for recession-ready realists—bold, witty statements that blend style with practicality.