Recession-ready Partner Gifts

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Economy.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

White House Garage Sale.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

Bad news airbag

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

Financial crisis and layoffs

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

The Circle.

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

Jetsgo out of business.

By camouflaging himself, Ed was able to avoid being a victim of the company's massive layoffs.

Coming out of the crisis