Risk-ready Investor Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures the fearless spirit of a risk-ready investor? Our collection blends clever humor and savvy design, perfect for those who thrive on challenge and change. Whether they’re making bold investment moves or simply enjoy a bit of financial bravado, these products speak their language of risk, reward, and witty confidence.

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"Your cold feet are dure to exposure to investment opportunities."

"Your cold feet are dure to exposure to investment opportunities." mockup

"Your cold feet are dure to exposure to investment opportunities."

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"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?" mockup

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

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"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!" mockup

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

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"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk." mockup

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

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'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.' mockup

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

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"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there." mockup

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

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I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart. mockup

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

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A wiser and a better man

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Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...' mockup

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

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"What do you mean, the market rallied?" mockup

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

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Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?' mockup

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

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'How did your big investment go, dear?' mockup

'How did your big investment go, dear?'

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'What's your tolerance for risk?' mockup

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

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"Any sign of recovery yet?"

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"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'." mockup

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

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'It's not really a growth OR a value portfolio. It's more of a feel-good portfolio.'

'It's not really a growth OR a value portfolio. It's more of a feel-good portfolio.' mockup

'It's not really a growth OR a value portfolio. It's more of a feel-good portfolio.'

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"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..." mockup

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

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The Circle.

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"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks." mockup

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

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They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich. mockup

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

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"I hope you know that's a mutual fund and not a sole proprietorship."

"I hope you know that's a mutual fund and not a sole proprietorship." mockup

"I hope you know that's a mutual fund and not a sole proprietorship."

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Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances! mockup

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

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'I'm screwed...'

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'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.' mockup

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

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'Should I buy or sell?'

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Aggressive investing.

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Investments: thrill-seekers welcome. mockup

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

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Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better. mockup

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

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A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance. mockup

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

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"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?" mockup

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

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'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.' mockup

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

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"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal." mockup

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

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"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks." mockup

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

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'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..' mockup

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

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'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.' mockup

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

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Risk-ready Investor Gifts Collection

Risk-ready Investor Mugs

Explore our collection of risk-ready investor mugs—perfect for adding a touch of humor and motivation to their morning routine.

Risk-ready Investor Pillows

Find pillows that speak to the adventurous spirit—ideal for adding humor and personality to an investor’s living or workspace.

Risk-ready Investor Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate risk and reward—great for inspiring and decorating the space of any daring investor.

Risk-ready Investor T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts designed for the bold investor. Perfect for making a statement while embracing risk with style.