Recession Strategist Prints

'Don't let anyone tell you we can't sue our way out of this economy.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

EU and India partnership.

Out.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Fries and kids

Economy.

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."

For sale

'Money, I'm home!'

Overdraft limit.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

Export

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Our portfolio is not going anywhere. I'm going to add some transportation stocks to the mix to see if that will move our investments along.'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."