Crisis Consultant Mugs

"So, are we really saying that none of us has any idea how can get ourselves out of this mess?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Chinese stock market

'Crisis'

Ukraine Crisis

Out.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Greek Crisis

Spanish bank needs propping up.

COVID-19 Stops Economy

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Overdraft limit.

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

Unconditional Surrender

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

The bailout.

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

Euro fall...

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

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