Financial Crisis Ponderer Mugs

"When European workers are losing their jobs because of an Asian stock market crash - that's the meaning of 'Globalization'."

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

Trumped

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"...And, while fortunately, I am not losing my job...my heart goes out to those who are!"

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

Filibuster.

'Look on the bright side, you can't take it with you.'

Euro crisis

Banking

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"We have a lot in common - neither of us pays income tax."

David Cameron

"The key is for the wannabes to think they have a chance in hell to be."

"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"

Free Kittens. Is this a good economic indicator or a bad economic indicator?

10 years Euro

I miss the old days...when we worried about the deficit.

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

'Can you let me have five till Obama bails us all out, sir?'

Petrol.

'I miss the disposable income days.'

Why College Costs So Much 101.

'ONe hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee.'

Client speaking to a legal advisor

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

"Who came first...the buyer or the seller?"

Cuban Economic Model Update