Financial Crisis Ponderer Pillows

"When European workers are losing their jobs because of an Asian stock market crash - that's the meaning of 'Globalization'."

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Trumped

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

"...And, while fortunately, I am not losing my job...my heart goes out to those who are!"

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

Euro crisis

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

Filibuster.

'Look on the bright side, you can't take it with you.'

Banking

'Can you let me have five till Obama bails us all out, sir?'

I miss the old days...when we worried about the deficit.

"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"

"We have a lot in common - neither of us pays income tax."

David Cameron

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

Petrol.

10 years Euro

"The key is for the wannabes to think they have a chance in hell to be."

'I miss the disposable income days.'

Why College Costs So Much 101.

Client speaking to a legal advisor

'ONe hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee.'

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

"Who came first...the buyer or the seller?"

Cuban Economic Model Update

"Relax—we'd know."