Economy Ponderer Pillows

Banking

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'OK, blueberries and omega-3 are good for me, but right now I'm having doubts about capitalism.'

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

'I remember when we only got sticker shock at car dealers.'

"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

The Politics of Food.

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Trumped

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'How rich is too rich?'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

Euro smashes other currencies.