Economic Theory Ponderer Pillows

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Afraid of change - leave it here.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."