Economic Crisis Ponderer Pillows

German help for Greece

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Trumped

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

Euro crisis

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

Banking

Bank manager with no business has tumbleweed blowing into office.

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Filibuster.

'That's one sick animal, Mr Ioannou. I reckon it'll take 10% of your savings to get it on its feet again!'

Petrol.

"We have a lot in common - neither of us pays income tax."

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

"The key is for the wannabes to think they have a chance in hell to be."

Free Kittens. Is this a good economic indicator or a bad economic indicator?

"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"

10 years Euro

I miss the old days...when we worried about the deficit.

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

'Can you let me have five till Obama bails us all out, sir?'

Coronavirus and family economy

David Cameron

"When European workers are losing their jobs because of an Asian stock market crash - that's the meaning of 'Globalization'."

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

"Who came first...the buyer or the seller?"

The world being eaten by a greedy purse.

'You can't fire me! The middle class is an endangered species.'

Cuban Economic Model Update

"Relax—we'd know."