Recession Ponderer Pillows

"Is that just for the night, or for ever?"

"Relax—we'd know."

Bail out party.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Arthur Schopenhauer

Economy.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

White House Garage Sale.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

The Politics of Food.

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

Trumped

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

Bad news airbag

"Look on the dark side."

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."