Economy Ponderer Gifts

Banking

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'OK, blueberries and omega-3 are good for me, but right now I'm having doubts about capitalism.'

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

'I remember when we only got sticker shock at car dealers.'

"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

The Politics of Food.

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Trumped

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'How rich is too rich?'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

'You're darn right campaign promises count'

Filibuster.

"Why do you hate leap years?"