Inflation Ponderer Gifts

'ONe hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee.'

Gas Station - If you need to ask you can't afford it.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Bumper Limos

Trumped

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'How rich is too rich?'

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

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