Economic Ponderer Gifts

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"Does tourism create many jobs in the area?"

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

David Cameron's Happiness Index

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

Cuban Economic Model Update

Trumped

"The cost of heating your house is monstrous and I should know, I've got six of them."

I miss the old days...when we worried about the deficit.

"Who came first...the buyer or the seller?"

Cyprus - For Sale

"See? Change has come to America!"

'I remember the good old days...when I had a job...up until yesterday...because I couldn't afford to retire.'

'Can you let me have five till Obama bails us all out, sir?'

Filibuster.

Shopping dilemma.

David Cameron

'These days, if you have to ask, you can't afford ANYTHING.'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

'We're members of the shrinking middle class.'

'It's been a long time since I've been in the unemployment market.'

Cuban Paladares

"Tell me again Frank, about the employees and what they did."

Free Kittens. Is this a good economic indicator or a bad economic indicator?

Great Moments of Lucidity

"The key is for the wannabes to think they have a chance in hell to be."

"Senator Tommy Tuberville claimed that the stock market collapse caused by Trump's tariffs was because it has been over bloated and people keeping scoreboards. Huh?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"What was I thinking?!"