Disaster Ponderer Gifts

Experts through the ages.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Why bother?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Ghost puddle

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"I'll have dessert first."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'What did He do before he was God?'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Jesus wept

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

The End is Near.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution