Dream Ponderer Gifts

Twisted Peel considers dream feeding.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I say we try it.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I'll have dessert first."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Jesus wept

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

The End is Near.

Self Service Island

A self-filling prophecy.

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.