Destiny Ponderer Gifts

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

"Tell me what you know about destiny." "It's running in the 330 at Ascot."

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Robert had everything a man could want - good looks - money - a real ladies man, but sadly born under an unlucky star...

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Experts through the ages.

'I say we try it.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I'll have dessert first."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Jesus wept

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

The End is Near.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'