Dream Ponderer Prints

Twisted Peel considers dream feeding.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I say we try it.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"I'll have dessert first."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

George Santayana

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

Jesus wept

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

The End is Near.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Self Service Island

A self-filling prophecy.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'