Thought Ponderer Gifts

"I know mulling when I see it, Ramona."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'The Questioner'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Sauce for the Goose

"Needs to get a life"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Price of Freedom

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."