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"I know mulling when I see it, Ramona."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'The Questioner'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Needs to get a life"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

The Price of Freedom

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."