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The Wise Man

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

"Yet he can't even get the Deli order right."

Bertrand Russell

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I react mindlessly, therefore I am."

"But am I a true visionary, or just a generic vision person? That is the question."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Needs to get a life"

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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