Intellectual Ponderer Pillows

The Wise Man

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"Yet he can't even get the Deli order right."

Bertrand Russell

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I react mindlessly, therefore I am."

"But am I a true visionary, or just a generic vision person? That is the question."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Needs to get a life"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"