Theoretical Ponderer Pillows

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Schrodinger's cat flap

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Math Dreams

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sigmund Freud.

Sauce for the Goose

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Needs to get a life"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'