Theoretical Ponderer T-Shirts

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Schrodinger's cat flap

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Sigmund Freud.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Needs to get a life"

Sauce for the Goose

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Ten Commandments

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."