Theoretical Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for a theoretical pondering enthusiast? Our collection captures the essence of curiosity and the love of ideas, blending humor and insight. Ideal for anyone who enjoys contemplating the big questions, these gifts spark inspiration and bring a light-hearted touch to intellectual pursuits. Whether for a student, a writer, or simply a lover of ideas, find the perfect way to show appreciation for their creative curiosity.

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'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.' mockup

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

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Schrodinger's cat flap

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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In/Out/These Things Happen.

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'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.' mockup

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

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Math Dreams

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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Chiller Theatre

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!' mockup

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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Sigmund Freud.

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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"Needs to get a life"

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Sauce for the Goose

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study." mockup

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter." mockup

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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Ten Commandments

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"Bonk!"

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"Must be another paradigm shift." mockup

"Must be another paradigm shift."

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Theoretical Ponderer Gifts Collection

Theoretical Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for inquisitive souls—perfect for your favorite theoretical ponderer to enjoy their coffee and fuel their curiosity.

Theoretical Ponderer Pillows

Find cozy pillows adorned with witty and thoughtful designs, perfect for creating a space that inspires further pondering.

Theoretical Ponderer Prints

Enhance any room with prints that showcase the beauty of ideas and curiosity—ideal for the creative thinker in your life.

Theoretical Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the love of ideas and creative thinking—a fun way for true intellectuals to express themselves.