Philosophical Ponderer Gifts

Moment of Truth: 'Is there a doctor in the house?'

Road signs - somewhere, anywhere, nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

I have money and I'm not happy!

'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

"I need to find out if I'm working to live or just living to work. Pull together the numbers that make sense out of it all."

"You'll never get that past security."

"Before you died, did you have that moment of total clarity?" "Oh yes, it was totally clear I was about to get hit by a bus."

Over-estimated the power of prayer - please help.

"Are you smoking or jumping?"

'I just had a near life experience! -What was it like?'

"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing."

"Thanks, Super Rich Man."

"Of course, this is the worst-case scenario. Things will probably look much better in the morning."

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

The Bluebird of Nothingness.

Dark cloud.

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

God creating creationism.

"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."

'At this point, I'm taking it one paradigm at a time.'

Reviewing Earth

'Society hates bullies, son... Except for grown-up ones with money. For some reason they're okay.

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

'Have you considered that perhaps it's just your negative attitude that makes this place so miserable?'

'What do women want?' 'What do humans want?' 'What do men want?'

"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."

"I don't belong to an organized religion. My religious beliefs are way too disorganized."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Who is John Galt?'

"Somehow I thought it would be different up here."