Philosophical Ponderer Gifts

Moment of Truth: 'Is there a doctor in the house?'

Road signs - somewhere, anywhere, nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

I have money and I'm not happy!

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'

Over-estimated the power of prayer - please help.

"You'll never get that past security."

"Before you died, did you have that moment of total clarity?" "Oh yes, it was totally clear I was about to get hit by a bus."

"I need to find out if I'm working to live or just living to work. Pull together the numbers that make sense out of it all."

'I just had a near life experience! -What was it like?'

"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing."

"Are you smoking or jumping?"

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

"Thanks, Super Rich Man."

"Of course, this is the worst-case scenario. Things will probably look much better in the morning."

God creating creationism.

Dark cloud.

"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'At this point, I'm taking it one paradigm at a time.'

The Bluebird of Nothingness.

'As it turned out, I was in the group that received nothing but a placebo the whole time.'

'Have you considered that perhaps it's just your negative attitude that makes this place so miserable?'

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'Society hates bullies, son... Except for grown-up ones with money. For some reason they're okay.

Reviewing Earth

'What do women want?' 'What do humans want?' 'What do men want?'

"Apparently, he was a firm believer in reincarnation... He's left everything to himself."

"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Who is John Galt?'