Philosopher Ponderer Gifts

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Who is prisoner of whom

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

"Needs to get a life"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Ten Commandments