Wiping Out the World
Conceptual Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the conceptual ponderer in your life? Celebrate their curious and reflective nature with clever designs that spark thought and conversation. Perfect for those who love exploring new ideas or simply enjoy a moment of deep contemplation.
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
In/Out/These Things Happen.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
Jean-Paul Sartre
reincarnated worm...
'Hamlet'
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
What's normal?
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
Raincloud Umbrella
Chiller Theatre
"Have you been playing dice?"
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
Sauce for the Goose
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
"Needs to get a life"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.
'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'
'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"May I offer a very different scenario?"
Conceptual Ponderer Gifts Collection
Conceptual Ponderer Mugs
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Conceptual Ponderer Pillows
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Conceptual Ponderer Prints
Decorate their environment with art prints that encapsulate the spirit of curiosity and imaginative thinking.
Conceptual Ponderer T-Shirts
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