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'What's it all about?'

The thinker.

Whatever it is I usually think about.

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"I no longer think, therefore I no longer am."

Elderly people lose friends to the pandemic

"There were balloons and games and cake, yet somehow I was infected by a sad sense of time passing."

Idea on a cloud

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Race Relations

American Flag.

Twin Towers 2007.

'I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, sir!', 'Then give it back!'

Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy.

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

The Thinker

Relativism

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Diary

"My entire life is a vacation from wherever I'm not at."

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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy