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Past, Present, Future Thoughts

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"There's no 'I' in denial."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Crowded Ice Fishing

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Needs to get a life"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Afraid of change - leave it here.