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'As I get older I'm scared of losing my memory.'

'I wish you were more self-reflective.'

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

Heart Fights With The Brain

"We're out of Prozac, but here's a piece of paper where you can write down all the things you like about your life."

"Maybe I'm depressed because I have to pay someone to listen to me"

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Radiologists in therapy.

Mental gymnasts preparing for a long day.

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

'You're insecure because your data is unsecured.'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

Physicist Meditating.

'This company treats me like dirt. Why do I feel any loyalty?'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

Somewhere, anywhere, nowhere.

'The doctor recommended something to help with my depression.'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

'I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your identity crises has been stolen.'

'Too expensive, too long, sounds boring, the jacket is lousy...'

"I'm just expected to land on my feet."

Psychiatry. On second thought, I think your best bet is to continue self-deception.

"Anxiety attacks, psychopathic and delusional, with a borderline personality complex..."

Worried too much/Worried too little

"It's so quiet, you can hear yourself think."

"Your scan shows 'sex on the brain', Mr Wilson."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Desires are like pop-up windows. You close one, another will pop up.'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Perverse mind and heart

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'