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"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

'Man, I've been spending too much time up here...'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Be Healthy

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga classes door.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Meditation

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.