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Optimist/Pessimist/Me

'The tune in my head keeps interfering with the song in my heart.'

"I think that's the last of them!"

"Why did I come in here?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

"With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

Little Voice Inside My Brain...

Introvert Career Faire.

At the world meditating championships

Wealth without fulfilment/Fulfilment without wealth.

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."

'Oh, you're crazy, I'm crazy, WE'RE ALL CRAZY!'

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

Carl Rogers: A psychic mechanism is a need for positive regard from others. (I don't think he likes me...)

Ignorance and Bliss

Mental Health Awareness

"You've been a big help. I finally feel like I have my head on straight."

"Hey, these anti-anxiety pills DO work!"

'My mind keeps wandering.' - 'Don't worry it won't go far.'

A man's health care options.

"And is your day-to-day functioning affected by this inability to focus?"

"Silence is pretty extreme - can we just take a vow of whispering?"

"Ok, now...find your center."

"I'm so much more relaxed since I got this mindfulness app."

The Optimist and the Pessimist.