Mindfulness-meditators T-Shirts

Somewhere between anticipation and nostalgia we should have been happy."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Be Healthy

Surfing the daily stress

Turn, turn and turn.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Fight or Flight

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh, crap.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga classes door.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Stressed over time management

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Meditation

The power of now

"Showoff"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!