Mindful Ponderer Gifts

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"There's no 'I' in denial."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Sauce for the Goose

"Needs to get a life"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I cross the road to forget."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Is this who I am?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'