Pensive Ponderer T-Shirts

"Time flies." "Time is money."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Needs to get a life"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Lost and Profound.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Me when by BDD shows up

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Bumper Limos

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

The thinker.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'You will eventually discover that all women are the same. The only difference is how deep you have to go before you see the pixels.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'