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"Can you read my thoughts?"

A Nation of Einsteins.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Sigmund Freud.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Pastorius wonders why.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Think Tank

Six Thinking Hats

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Rodin's Thinker.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Bonk!"

' A new idea '

"But what if this is all there is?"