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Experts through the ages.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Why bother?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'I say we try it.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Jesus wept

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

The End is Near.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?