Preservation Ponderer T-Shirts

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

Wildlife

Humans...What is their purpose?

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Business Duck

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Experts through the ages.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ricochet

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Tuesday, 2022