Preservation Ponderer Pillows

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

Wildlife

Humans...What is their purpose?

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Experts through the ages.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Tuesday, 2022

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'