Nature Ponderer Pillows

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I'm gonna go with C: girls make my brain hurt.'

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

'If they are more afraid of us than we are of them how come we are up the tree?'

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

Sun Flower.

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Formula.

Creator's Remorse

Quiz

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Artificial intelligence has just identified humanity's main problem. It's human."

Soldier shooting evolutionary animals.

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

Hmmingbirds.

'Really, Grandpa, I don't need to know about bubbles' surface tension, pressure and elasticity to enjoy blowing them.'

"Of course I'm glad we escaped, I just wish I could say goodbye to the cocaine button one more time."

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

"I just think it's worth questioning -- are we mating for life because we want to, or because we've been socialized by all those nature documentaries?"

NO hunting or gathering

How life on Earth really got its start.

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."