Forest Ponderer Pillows

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Sun Flower.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'Confusionism'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Formula.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Soren Kierkegaard

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"