Forest Ponderer Pillows

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Wildlife

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Sun Flower.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ricochet

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'Confusionism'

Formula.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Soren Kierkegaard

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"